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Post by Another classic on May 12, 2005 9:47:39 GMT -5
From above: Company and a Cup of Tea : I am a retired farmer. I have some spare time. If there is a woman 60-80 that is looking for help, when cows are calving and for feeding and bedding one to two days a week, 2 hours a day. Kilkenny/Laois/Tipperary and Kildare area. Call me for company.
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Post by Hmmm on May 12, 2005 10:23:42 GMT -5
very good, but what does GSOH stand for..? - Good Sincere Open Heart - Great Spread Of a Harvest - Granada, Shocks shot, Occasional Hard On - Gerrup Sally, y’Old Heifer - Great Shag, Orgasm Heaven - I'm Barry McNultyand I've no idea, but I'd luv the aul ride all the same.
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Post by Disappointed on May 12, 2005 10:28:24 GMT -5
Unfortunately meaing is nothing to match the previous suggestions:
GSOH
noun {U} WRITTEN ABBREVIATION FOR
good sense of humour: used in newspapers and magazine advertisements by people looking for a new friend or sexual partner:
- Male non-smoker, 36, GSOH, would like to meet interesting female.
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Post by Barnet FC on May 12, 2005 13:20:39 GMT -5
Good Skin, Own Hair? Which would rule out a number of Kendall slapheads and opposition wiggies.
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Post by By popular demand on May 13, 2005 0:06:20 GMT -5
Things culchies love: 171 or so things 1. A nice bit of ham. 2. Buttered biscuits. 3. Diggin Holes. 4. Saying its too cold to snow 5. Pretending to know about The IRA. 6. Tayto Cheese & Onion 7. Pretending they're in The IRA. 8. A stretch in the evenings 9. Lucozade 10. Accordians 11. Pretending to like Holy Week. 12. A dinner dance 13. Gettin covered in muck. 14. Shania Twain. 15. Heifers 16. Spitting in their hands before doing anything manual 17. Steel toe caps. 18. A big bowl of carrots & parsnips. 19. Aetin sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA matches 20. Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something. 21. The smell of fresh dung. 22. Slice-Your-Own Loaf. 23. Work Clothes 24. A bottle a mineral. 25. Fightin'. 26. Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from being foundered 27. 'De' Hurling/Football. 28. Being overweight. 29. Women that look like heifers. 30. Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup a tae. 31. Drink driving. 32. Red diesel 33. The Fear of Change. 34. A nice bit of Barnbrack 35. Lying. 36. Building walls. 37. Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food 38. Pretending to like mass 39. Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake. 40. A good blackthorn walkin stick. 41. Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens. 42. Mohammed Ali. 43. Machinery. 44. Strange uppy-downy walks. 45. A good read of Irelands Own. 46. Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead. 47. Scandal, as long as its about other people. 48. Turf, because central heatin's for weemin. 49. Soda farls. 50. Sponge 'n Custard 51. America, and anything to do with it. 52. Givin the dog the wildest baytins. 53. Givin the wife the wildest baytins. 54. The IRA. 55. Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle. 56. Wrecking the house whilst steaming. 57. Club Orange 58. Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner 59. The Foot & Mouth. 60. Aetin' a big feed a shpuds. 61. TK Red Lemonade 62. Bottles of cold tea 63. Jumpers 64. Supermac's. 'put a few more chips on that schnack box there yung wan!' 65. 'what kinda fish do ya have' 66. ' Can i have a breast of chicken without the nipple' 67. BUTTHER 68. SHITE 69. Emmigration (it's worse than ever in Mayo, Famine level) 70. Jackie Healy Rae 71. Their cousins 72. Sunburn 73. Wearing jumpers with the sleeves rolled up 74. Staring at people 75. Sitting outside their gaff watching the traffic go by 76. Micra's with alloys 77. Ploughing competitions 78. Going to the local hotel/disco with the age ranging from 15 to 45 79. Drinking cans in the pub/hotel-disco 80. A bit of land 81. Bodhrans 82. Going on the piss the night before a GAA match in Dublin/Cork and wearing their jerseys 83. Going home for the weekend if (and it's a big if) they're working in the citay. 84. EU handouts 85. Tax evasion 86. Tractor conventions 87. Irish independent sticking out of the arse pocket. 88. Going home at weekends for mammy to clean the clothes and their arse. 89. Joining the police force and becoming a thick guard. 90. Lluvly cream cakeeen or buneen 91. Shouting 'Ahh Fair Showlder Ref' at football matches 92. 'Doin a line' with a fella/girleen from 'over the road' 93. Going to Galway to get pished and tryin to pull a woman in supermacs in eyre square with a punnet of garlic and cheese chips running down the sleeve of their check shirt that they have to wear to mass the next day... 94. pisshin in a field 95. goin for a 'Shite' 96. Havin a luvly 'Shite' 97. Galway, they think its MAD craic 98. Using the word 'Grand' and finishing their sentences with the word 'altogether' or 'like' or ' ya know' and starting their sentences with 'sure'. i.e "sure I had a grand shite altogether like.....ya know?" 99. To hate jackeens 100. To Hate Northeners for coming down and shtaylin d women on the 12th of july weekend every year. 101. USA assorted biscuits 102. Rally cars 103. Guns 104. Parish Priest 105. Point to point 106. fishing at night 107. blessing themselves 108. limping 109. losing fingers 110. calling people city slickers and asking hows the big smoke 111. using rope 112. asking for harp in night clubs 113. not answer questions 114. getting water from a well 115. markets 116. scaring children 117. Driving tractors 118. Drinking an aul suppa tae 119. Slagging off Dublin knackers 120. Going to the market 121. hefty women 122. barn brack, batch loaf, cabbage and bacon, turnip, spuds 123. flowery spuds 124. giving out about the spuds they bought last week-'tis a bad bag of soapy spuds' 125. caaalves 126. good looking sheep with strong back-legs 127. yellowish aran jumpers with holes in them 128. playing cards (especially twenty five) 129. wearing white socks with black shoes 130. wranglers 131. wranglers that are too short at the end 132. check shirts 133. laughing with a wheeze 134. shouting 'up ya boya' 135. saying 'divil a bit' as in 'tis divil a bit o'harm to have feelings for a sheep' 136. supermacs 137. twin cams 138. hecked shirts and bottles of bud. 139. wearing the local gaa club trakie constantly 140. foster and allen 141. using "fierce" and "savage" as adjectives 142. car accidents 143. aspiring to be the village idiot 144. aspiring to be the village pervert 145. texting ray d'arcy with "I'm feckin mad Ray, I've got two odd socks on" 146. supporting their local, corrupt politicain (He's a great man, look at the new he got us") 147. Cursing at crows 148. Saying "There's great drying in it" on windy days 149. White washing walls 150. Drinking from old water pumps 151. Picking blackberries 152. Diggin' ditches 153. anything to do with balls of twine 154. anything to do with spanners/hammers/wrenches 155. hanging doors 156. hiding numerous keys to their assortment of farm veichles under random stones 157. dana 158. Atlantic 252 159. the Angelus 160. Galtee Cheese 161. sayin "will ya let the tae draw" 162. going to Dublin each year with their two hands firmly tucked into the front pockets of their wranglers and meeting outside Clearys 163. gesturing at lorry drivers on the road 164. cb radios 165. any device with a transmitter 166. buttermilk 167. sheepdogs 168. paying for services/products with dogs 169. poisioning dogs 170. "gettin me hands on a good dog" 171. non-filtered cigarettes
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Post by AngryBarry on May 13, 2005 13:35:58 GMT -5
Very good slaphead, I'll have to shake off this bad reputation coz you old married guys are feeding on the gossip like f**king vultures!
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Post by GoodOldBoy on May 18, 2005 12:19:36 GMT -5
Check out this link if you're feeling nostalgic for your old alma mater - www.ratemyteachers.ieThe is the Irish version so I'm sure there are others for England, Scotland and the US, and maybe even Argentina. Anyway, anyone know the name of the school Daz taught in?
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Post by Father Todd Unctuous on May 18, 2005 13:32:20 GMT -5
I think Daz's school was called, 'Our Ladies Help Themselves to Christians'.
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Post by Crackers Shot on May 23, 2005 14:02:45 GMT -5
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Post by Hairy Palms on May 27, 2005 9:51:15 GMT -5
Maybe there is some truth to the old wives tales after all - news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4587191.stmMr. Day, a certain Mr. Daly will be expecting compensation for his new prescription sports goggles to allow him to continue his duties at centre back.
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Post by Donals shirt seclections on May 31, 2005 8:54:45 GMT -5
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Post by PG on Jun 3, 2005 13:28:40 GMT -5
What you hear at GAA matches...
> > My sister took an English relation to a club game of ours many years > > ago. During the course of the game, when things weren't going too > > well for one of our corner backs, a woman in the crowd was shouting: > > "Take that useless c**t off, he's good for nothing". > > > > Needless to say, the English relation was horrified at such a remark > > and tried to reason with the lady saying: "There's no need for that > > language, I'm sure you wouldn't like someone saying those things about > > > your son," to which she replied: "sure, the useless c**t is my son!" > > > > > > ************************** > > > > I was at an Armaghmatch in the early 90s with a neighbour of mine > > who's loud by nature but is particularly vocal at matches (a bit rough > > > around the edges you might say). > > > > Anyway, he took particular umbredge at one particular Armaghplayer > > who wasn't having a great game. At one stage he shouts out the name > > of the player and roars: "if they won't take you off, for f**ks sake, > > > walk off!" > > > > > > ***************************** > > > > > > Didn't hear this one myself, but the great Willie Joe Padden told me > > it at last years Mayo v Galwaymatch from an ould fella behind him. > > > > Just after Conor Mortimer missed the change with the free, he stood up > > screaming: "Jesus, if Lee Harvey Oswald had been from Mayo, JFK'd be > > alive and kicking!" > > > > > > > > ****************************** > > > > A barrell of a man who was very much involved in Laois GAA was at a > > junior football match in Abbeyleix one night, and he went on just to > > make up numbers (jersey pulled on, playing with the socks around the > > trousers and someone else's boots). > > > > Anyway, he was running around but the low stature was telling and one > > of the lads shouted at him: "For f**ks sake Sabu (his nick name), > > will you go up for the ball to which he replied: "sure I'm not a > > f**king eejit, won't it come down to me!" > > > > > > > > ********************************* > > > > At a reserve game in Co. Derry, one team who had only the bare fifteen > > > trotted off at the break getting pretty badly beaten. Johnny at full > > forward was having a nightmare.... here is part of the half time talk: > > > > Manager: "Johnny, you're coming off." > > > > Johnny: "but we only have the bare 15." > > > > [short pause] > > > > Manager: "come off anyway." > > > > > > ********************************** > > > > Galwayminors played KK in the All-Ireland semi-final in '88. The > > cats (Carey, Ronan, O'Neill, Carter, etc.) were walking it. > > > > Ronan was injured in the second half and the Kilkenny doc was > > stitching him on the field. As the time went on, a disgruntled > > Galwayman shouts: > > > > "If ye don't hurry up, he'll be over age!" > > > > > > *********************************** > > > > At a minor league game a couple of years ago, our manager was giving > > the usual f**king and blindin' to us when a spectator said to him over > > > the fence: > > > > "Don't be so ignorant....(short pause).... ye big fat f**ker ye." > > > > > > ************************************ > > > > Nice Tipperaryone. Workmates console Eddie Tucker after Tipp are > > demolished by Clare and he's had a bad day: "don't worry about it > > Eddie, it wasn't your fault, it's the fecin eejits that picked ya." > > > > ************************************* > > > > > > Another classic I've been told involves the Ballygar-St. Brendan's > > hurling club in Galwaywhere a major dispute reared it's head at the > > AGM. > > > > The chairman is reportedly a straight-talking bachelor of questionalbe > > > diplomacy. Amidst the row, a newly appointed priest took the floor > > commenting on how the GAA should be a focal point for the 2 parishes, > > not a source of argument. He continued on about how everyone should > > pull together for the good of the club and see the club as a unifying > > force. The chairman stood up and said: "Thanks a lot for that now > > Father, but that's the kind of shite that sickens my hole."
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Post by number7 on Jun 8, 2005 15:20:58 GMT -5
Simpsons Quote
after Milhouse moves out of town, Skinner and Willie are shocked to learn that Bart and Lisa have become best friends] Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!
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Post by The Aido pose on Jun 9, 2005 16:05:12 GMT -5
Notice how Aido has the almost exact same body pose in both team photos. Weird. And whats with all the hand strappings?
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Post by truly weird on Jun 9, 2005 16:11:13 GMT -5
he has the same facial expression as well. Looks like he is takin a shite. in fact, i think he is. Seriously.
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