Vagina

[The Magnificent Seven]

Your vote counts. I left in c*** just to get an idea of the distaste/popularity of the word.

[Dr Hans Zarkov]

Ostensibly I'd have no great difficulty nor be reticent about having a time alone with any one of these options. However It's when I look at it situationally that things become just a little trickier. Lets imagine if you will things were going well on a date with a with a young lady. The sushi was magnificent, a few drinks went down well and it's back to her's for a little slap and tickle. As things heat up, a whisper of encouragement from said lady, let's say eh , ‘oh baby that's so good, yes, yes, ohh give it to me you make my Gash (or Minge) feel so good' could be a judged as slightly crude but things often go that way in these situations and may indeed lead to the kind of industry that can be very rewarding for both participating parties. However a request to for instance 'lick my Fish Kipper (or Veejon)' would be push the bounds of reasonability and for me personally would be slightly off putting. The use of the word, Pussy or Fanny in either of these examples would work well for me and may raise something but certainly not an eyebrow. Flange I'd have to say is a bit technical sounding for my tastes and if a lady were to ask back to her place me to tackle her flange I might be left with the impression that there was some class of car maintenance needed doing. Cunt I don't fancy much at all, it tends to remind me of Margaret Thatcher and when your at play in this field the last women you'd want to be thinking about would be herself.

[Kendall Wanderers]

Ok Vinny, so its getting to that stage of the relationship with Princess- this thread has about 2 days before it gets yanked... if you are looking for the boundaries you have found them...

[Cod Flapula]

One of the best come on phrases I've heard on this topic was "part my beef curtains". Not much hiding the intent there. "Feeding the pony" and "drinking from the hairy cup" are two more that spring to mind. One descriptive name I like is "cod flaps" which pretty much says it all.

[Blackie Connors]

This reminds of an urban legend I've heard. One nite a guy (lets call him Barry) got lucky, and on returning to his house they began more comfortable and as Barry began his descent to drink from the hairy cup Barry was greeted with the request/order - 'Cut out that fancy stuff and and horse it in to me, me boss!

A request mite i add that Barry was more than happy to comply with!

[some others]

to name a few, we yanks use:

bearded clam
pink (love) taco
hot openface roastbeef sandwich (w/o mayo)
muff
beaver
firebush (redheads)
hitler (depending on type of shave)
fishlips
twinkie
donkeylips

[Angry Barry]

Hey scumbags, don't be bring me into your world of filth. And f**k off with the bullshit stories. My mammy reads this! Ha!

[Angry Barry]

Don't forget 'face cloth' as another word for downstairs Vinny.

[Sid James]

Badger

[The Magnificent Seven]

rat?

[Roger Mellie]

Entries from my "Profanisaurus"

DYLAN, n. A tangled, matted unkempt mess of a 'bush', resembling the hairstyle of grizzled singer songwriter Bob.

JIM ROYLE"S BEARD, (aka A TERRY WAITES ALLOTMENT), n. A Dylan.

SALOON DOORS, n. Big flapping labia that swing backwards and forwards for several seconds after one has passed through them. Wild West style 'beef curtains'.

[Old Skool]

Man this was funny, well worth another look. ;D